Population | 7.638 billion |
Capital | Al Kuds |
Leader | 约旦河之泪 |
Faith | Islam |
Currency | dinar |
Animal | eagle |
The Theocracy of Of Caliphate is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by 约旦河之泪 with an iron fist, and renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, lack of airports, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.638 billion muslims are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Al Kuds. The income tax rate is 100.0%.
The frighteningly efficient islamic economy, worth a remarkable 3,560 trillion dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 466,122 dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings", children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia, and sick days are on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Of Caliphate's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Islam.
Of Caliphate is ranked 85,955th in the world and 1st in Sword New New for Most Stationary, with 541.3509035352 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Of Caliphate was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
- : Following new legislation in Of Caliphate, sick days are on the rise.
- : Following new legislation in Of Caliphate, children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia.
- : Following new legislation in Of Caliphate, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings".
- : Following new legislation in Of Caliphate, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
- : Following new legislation in Of Caliphate, the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime.
- : Following new legislation in Of Caliphate, it is illegal to comfort a crying baby between the hours of 6 pm and 8 pm.
- : Following new legislation in Of Caliphate, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
- : Following new legislation in Of Caliphate, heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of Of Caliphate.
- : Following new legislation in Of Caliphate, it is mandatory for actors to exit stage left.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.