Population | 7.35 billion |
Capital | Anseau |
Leader | Nazario Vilagrassa |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | dove |
The Constitutional Monarchy of Oeslia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Nazario Vilagrassa with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.35 billion Oeslians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The tiny, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anseau. The average income tax rate is 7.0%.
The strong Oeslian economy, worth 548 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Basket Weaving, and Retail. Average income is 74,673 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.
Christianity has been named as Oeslia's national religion, the "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery, a recent "genocide prevention" campaign includes murdering children based on their DNA, and trying to toast marshmallows in an electric fireplace just isn't the same. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Oeslia's national animal is the dove, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.
Oeslia is ranked 46,134th in the world and 71st in Coalition of Crown Albatross for Most Stationary, with 944.51802745252 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Oeslia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
- : Oeslia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
- : Oeslia was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from Eretzora and judea, infecting 148 million survivors.
- : Oeslia was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from The Savages of North Timeria, curing 1 million infected.
- : Oeslia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : Following new legislation in Oeslia, trying to toast marshmallows in an electric fireplace just isn't the same.
- : Following new legislation in Oeslia, a recent "genocide prevention" campaign includes murdering children based on their DNA.
- : Following new legislation in Oeslia, the "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery.
- : Oeslia changed its national faith to "Christianity".
- : Oeslia altered its national flag.