The Hundred Oaker Forest of Oaks 2 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.092 billion Oaks 2ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 55.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Oaks 2ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,333 trillion planets a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,126 planets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Leader can finally stop kneading the dough and start rolling in it instead, sworn provincial enemies must be held back in Leader's cabinet meetings, Oaks 2's fine wines are renowned throughout the region, and safety warnings are prohibited lest they give people ideas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oaks 2's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Oaks 2 is ranked 49,267^th in the world and 3,091^st in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 74.38 law-abiding acts per hour.