The Aa of Nyoronet is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by aa with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, strictly enforced bedtime, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 18.731 billion aa are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of aa. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient aa economy, worth a remarkable 3,522 trillion aas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 188,076 aas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The bureaucracy's scale makes the trees wail, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany aa to meetings with foreign heads of state, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows, and nerdy teenagers have to prove that they're made of the same stuff as their grandparents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nyoronet's national animal is the aa, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is aa.

Nyoronet is ranked 5,491^st in the world and 320^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 114.23 law-abiding acts per hour.