Population | 6.88 billion |
Currency | Fauzjhiaux |
Animal | Cat |
The People's Republic of Nuuzrhau brunzsuuice is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, prohibition of alcohol, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.88 billion Nuuzrhau brunzsuuiceans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 5.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Nuuzrhau brunzsuuicean economy, worth a remarkable 1,603 trillion Fauzjhiauxes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 233,077 Fauzjhiauxes, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.
Hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Nuuzrhau brunzsuuice's many privately-owned prisons, the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low, code enforcement officers circle wealthy Nuuzrhau brunzsuuiceans like vultures, and thrift shops are closing their doors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Nuuzrhau brunzsuuice's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Nuuzrhau brunzsuuice is ranked 40,511th in the world and 8th in Sauzsialislhe Canazbha for Most Stationary, with 1,114.15582860648 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Nuuzrhau brunzsuuice was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Following new legislation in Nuuzrhau brunzsuuice, thrift shops are closing their doors.
- : Following new legislation in Nuuzrhau brunzsuuice, code enforcement officers circle wealthy Nuuzrhau brunzsuuiceans like vultures.
- : Following new legislation in Nuuzrhau brunzsuuice, the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low.
- : Following new legislation in Nuuzrhau brunzsuuice, hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Nuuzrhau brunzsuuice's many privately-owned prisons.
- : Following new legislation in Nuuzrhau brunzsuuice, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise.
- : Following new legislation in Nuuzrhau brunzsuuice, prodigal children celebrate as charitable bequests plummet.
- : Following new legislation in Nuuzrhau brunzsuuice, doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick.
- : Following new legislation in Nuuzrhau brunzsuuice, Leader steals from the rich and gives to the needy.
- : Following new legislation in Nuuzrhau brunzsuuice, disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects.