Largest Welfare Programs: 702ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 900thNicest Citizens: 916th
The Republic of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Nudity & Progress
Influence
Truckler
Polls Officer
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Nudesia

Population11.203 billion

CapitalNudia

CurrencyFranc
AnimalCat

The Republic of Nudesia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, compulsory vegetarianism, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.203 billion Nudesians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nudia. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Nudesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,815 trillion Francs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 162,042 Francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment, it's never "just a game" with Nudesian sports fans, and some magnifier-wielding Nudesians say Leader seems a little lacking in something. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nudesia's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nudesia is ranked 13,671st in the world and 21st in Nudist Dreamland for Most Stationary, with 1,885.60752932152 days.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 702ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 900thNicest Citizens: 916thMost Pacifist: 954thBest Weather: 1,065thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,126thMost Inclusive: 1,293rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,348thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,427thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,749thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,915thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,972ndHighest Food Quality: 2,001stHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,024thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,135thHealthiest Citizens: 2,334thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,336thSafest: 2,723rdLargest Governments: 2,969thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,203rdMost Rebellious Youth: 3,649thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,905thMost Developed: 3,918thMost Efficient Economies: 3,920thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,235thMost Secular: 4,440thMost Cultured: 6,143rdLowest Crime Rates: 6,980thSmartest Citizens: 7,152ndRudest Citizens: 11,388thMost Stationary: 13,671stHighest Economic Output: 14,128thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,738thTop
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Most Influential: 14,888thHighest Average Incomes: 18,217thMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,453rd
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nudesia, some magnifier-wielding Nudesians say Leader seems a little lacking in something.
  • : Following new legislation in Nudesia, it's never "just a game" with Nudesian sports fans.
  • : Following new legislation in Nudesia, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment.
  • : Following new legislation in Nudesia, the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work.
  • : Following new legislation in Nudesia, the nation has an international reputation for compassion.
  • : Nudesia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Nudesia, spies caught red-handed are served cocktails on their first-class flights home.
  • : Following new legislation in Nudesia, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars.
  • : Following new legislation in Nudesia, flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services.
  • : Nudesia was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".

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