Population | 11.203 billion |
Capital | Nudia |
Currency | Franc |
Animal | Cat |
The Republic of Nudesia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, compulsory vegetarianism, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.203 billion Nudesians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nudia. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Nudesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,815 trillion Francs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 162,042 Francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
The average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment, it's never "just a game" with Nudesian sports fans, and some magnifier-wielding Nudesians say Leader seems a little lacking in something. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nudesia's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Nudesia is ranked 13,671st in the world and 21st in Nudist Dreamland for Most Stationary, with 1,885.60752932152 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Nudesia, some magnifier-wielding Nudesians say Leader seems a little lacking in something.
- : Following new legislation in Nudesia, it's never "just a game" with Nudesian sports fans.
- : Following new legislation in Nudesia, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment.
- : Following new legislation in Nudesia, the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work.
- : Following new legislation in Nudesia, the nation has an international reputation for compassion.
- : Nudesia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Nudesia, spies caught red-handed are served cocktails on their first-class flights home.
- : Following new legislation in Nudesia, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars.
- : Following new legislation in Nudesia, flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services.
- : Nudesia was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".