Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,286thNicest Citizens: 1,346thMost Pacifist: 1,355th
The Nude Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Nudity Is A Lifestyle
Influence
Truckler
Polls Officer
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Nudesia

Population7.676 billion

CapitalNude City
LeaderEric Shun
FaithNudism

CurrencyNudo
AnimalRooster

The Nude Republic of Nudesia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Eric Shun with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.676 billion Nudesians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nude City. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Nudesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,234 trillion Nudoes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 160,848 Nudoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hospitals in Nudesia are too busy serving the needs of Nudist Dreamland to see Nudesians, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, and travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing. Crime is totally unknown. Nudesia's national animal is the Rooster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nudism.

Nudesia is ranked 6,605th in the world and 8th in Nudist Dreamland for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 8,969.84 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,286thNicest Citizens: 1,346thMost Pacifist: 1,355thBest Weather: 1,579thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,708thMost Inclusive: 1,882ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,203rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,543rdTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,824thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,022ndHighest Food Quality: 3,205thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,267thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,382ndHealthiest Citizens: 3,550thMost Secular: 3,563rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,920thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,304thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,833rdLargest Governments: 4,977thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,199thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,220thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,278thSafest: 5,292ndHighest Poor Incomes: 5,341stMost Developed: 5,709thMost Efficient Economies: 6,378thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,605thSmartest Citizens: 7,567thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,954thMost Cultured: 9,390thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,944thLowest Crime Rates: 11,044thHighest Average Incomes: 13,137thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 16,965thHighest Economic Output: 17,072ndMost Stationary: 17,655thMost Income Equality: 18,605thMost Influential: 18,983rd
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Best Weather: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nudesia, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing.
  • : Following new legislation in Nudesia, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Nudesia, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers.
  • : Following new legislation in Nudesia, hospitals in Nudesia are too busy serving the needs of Nudist Dreamland to see Nudesians.
  • : Following new legislation in Nudesia, burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms.
  • : Nudesia altered its national flag.
  • : Nudesia altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Nudesia, orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step.
  • : Following new legislation in Nudesia, theories abound over why conspiracy theorists are being arrested.
  • : Following new legislation in Nudesia, busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets.

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