Population | 5.973 billion |
Currency | card |
Animal | legendary |
The Incorporated States of NSC Puppet 79 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its public floggings, complete lack of prisons, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.973 billion NSC Puppet 79ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 83.4%.
The frighteningly efficient NSC Puppet 79ian economy, worth 908 trillion cards a year, is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 152,149 cards, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.
Economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year, greenhouses are regularly raided by the police, it's said that an NSC Puppet 79ian always pays his debts with significant compounding, and NSC Puppet 79ian farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NSC Puppet 79's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
NSC Puppet 79 is ranked 103,180th in the world and 1,786th in Two for Most Stationary, with 413.97773505408 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 79, NSC Puppet 79ian farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 79, it's said that an NSC Puppet 79ian always pays his debts with significant compounding.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 79, greenhouses are regularly raided by the police.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 79, economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 79, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 79, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 79, autarky's deemed malarkey as foreign bric-a-brac's brought back.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 79, the children of NSC Puppet 79 are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 79, cigarettes are dead-cheap.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 79, the well-to-do in Two are never on time for important appointments.