Population | 4.832 billion |
Capital | Alfheim |
Leader | Queen Tia Atyabrea XII |
Faith | Elven-Druidism |
Currency | Elysian Velr |
Animal | Mystic Dryad |
The Elven Dominion of Novua Elysia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Tia Atyabrea XII with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 4.832 billion Elves are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alfheim. The average income tax rate is 46.6%.
The thriving Elvish economy, worth 282 trillion Elysian Velrs a year, is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,513 Elysian Velrs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.
All you have to do is pray to get into Novua Elysia, signs of extraterrestrial life are just foreign astronauts evading Elvish justice, long queues are apparently signs of a well-run airport, and the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Novua Elysia's national animal is the Mystic Dryad, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Elven-Druidism.
Novua Elysia is ranked 143,969th in the world and 62nd in Barbaria for Most Stationary, with 185.5575895764 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Novua Elysia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens and Nicest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Novua Elysia, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents.
- : Following new legislation in Novua Elysia, long queues are apparently signs of a well-run airport.
- : Following new legislation in Novua Elysia, signs of extraterrestrial life are just foreign astronauts evading Elvish justice.
- : Following new legislation in Novua Elysia, all you have to do is pray to get into Novua Elysia.
- : Following new legislation in Novua Elysia, citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets.
- : Novua Elysia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Novua Elysia, government policies change at the drop of a rabbit.
- : Following new legislation in Novua Elysia, calling dibs is an unalienable right.
- : Following new legislation in Novua Elysia, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.