Most Authoritarian: 3,400thMost Conservative: 5,159thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,178th
The United Socialist States of
Psychotic Dictatorship
United We Stand
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Novorosija

Population1.018 billion

CurrencyRuble
AnimalBear

The United Socialist States of Novorosija is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.018 billion Novorosijans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 77.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Novorosijan economy, worth 42.5 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Trout Farming, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 41,711 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's most popular sport is sabotaging foreigners' hopes and dreams, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, and vaccinations are mandatory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Novorosija's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Novorosija is ranked 235,055th in the world and 67th in European Union for Least Corrupt Governments, with 80.63 percentage of bribes refused.

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Most Authoritarian: 3,400thMost Conservative: 5,159thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 16,178thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,364thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,030thMost Patriotic: 18,832ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 21,369thMost Corrupt Governments: 22,686thMost Extreme: 22,727thSafest: 23,025thMost Pacifist: 23,395thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,567th
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Most Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Novorosija's influence in European Union rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Novorosija was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Novorosija, vaccinations are mandatory.
  • : Following new legislation in Novorosija, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour.
  • : Following new legislation in Novorosija, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones.
  • : Following new legislation in Novorosija, the nation's most popular sport is sabotaging foreigners' hopes and dreams.
  • : Following new legislation in Novorosija, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
  • : Novorosija was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Novorosija, fitness to teach sport is proven by urinating the furthest up a wall.
  • : Following new legislation in Novorosija, billions are being spent on a new island airport.

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