Largest Publishing Industry: 2,935thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,563rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,121st
The Quinto Império of
Father Knows Best State
Pelo Quinto Império, com este sinal vencerás!
Condestável
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Novo Portugal

Population18.569 billion

CapitalNova Lisboa
LeaderCondestável
FaithCatholicism

CurrencyNovo Escudo
AnimalIberian Lynx

The Quinto Império of Novo Portugal is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Condestável with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, national health service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 18.569 billion Portuguese are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova Lisboa. The average income tax rate is 73.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Portuguese economy, worth a remarkable 3,388 trillion Novo Escudoes a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 182,461 Novo Escudoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Novo Portugal, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, and the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Novo Portugal's national animal is the Iberian Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Novo Portugal is ranked 207,635th in the world and 123rd in Portugal for Most Stationary, with 39.25019710208 days.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,935thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,563rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,121stMost Cultured: 4,214thHealthiest Citizens: 4,829thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,201stHighest Economic Output: 6,100thMost Developed: 6,305thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,546thSmartest Citizens: 6,805thBest Weather: 6,927thMost Efficient Economies: 6,997thHighest Food Quality: 7,355thMost Patriotic: 8,255thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,228thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,316thNicest Citizens: 9,730thLowest Crime Rates: 9,759thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,938thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,929thLargest Governments: 12,065thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,176thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,923rdHighest Average Incomes: 13,160thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,586thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 16,544thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,674thLargest Retail Industry: 17,870thLargest Populations: 18,671stMost Advanced Public Education: 20,859thMost Devout: 21,820thSafest: 22,347thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 27,050thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 27,349thHighest Average Tax Rates: 28,743rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 29,588th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionMost Devout: 9th in the regionMost Patriotic: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 13th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 13th in the regionNicest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 13th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 15th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Novo Portugal, the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass.
  • : Following new legislation in Novo Portugal, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
  • : Novo Portugal was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Novo Portugal, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Novo Portugal.
  • : Novo Portugal lodged a message on the Portugal Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Novo Portugal, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university.
  • : Following new legislation in Novo Portugal, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law.
  • : Following new legislation in Novo Portugal, consuming ecstasy is a common rite of passage.
  • : Following new legislation in Novo Portugal, Novo Portugal Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'.
  • : Novo Portugal was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.

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