Population | 18.569 billion |
Capital | Nova Lisboa |
Leader | Condestável |
Faith | Catholicism |
Currency | Novo Escudo |
Animal | Iberian Lynx |
The Quinto Império of Novo Portugal is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Condestável with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, national health service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 18.569 billion Portuguese are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova Lisboa. The average income tax rate is 73.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Portuguese economy, worth a remarkable 3,388 trillion Novo Escudoes a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 182,461 Novo Escudoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Novo Portugal, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, and the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Novo Portugal's national animal is the Iberian Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.
Novo Portugal is ranked 207,635th in the world and 123rd in Portugal for Most Stationary, with 39.25019710208 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Novo Portugal, the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass.
- : Following new legislation in Novo Portugal, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
- : Novo Portugal was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Novo Portugal, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Novo Portugal.
- : Novo Portugal lodged a message on the Portugal Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Novo Portugal, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university.
- : Following new legislation in Novo Portugal, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law.
- : Following new legislation in Novo Portugal, consuming ecstasy is a common rite of passage.
- : Following new legislation in Novo Portugal, Novo Portugal Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'.
- : Novo Portugal was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.