The Most Serene Republic of Novi Comi Res Publica is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Serenissimus Cancellarius Novi Comi with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, sprawling nuclear power plants, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 4.848 billion Comaschi are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novum Comum. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Comasco economy, worth 874 trillion Novi Comi Lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 180,379 Novi Comi Lire, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 524,669 per year while the poor average 49,058, a ratio of 10.7 to 1.

The military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct, statistics show that terrorists often come from broken families, and several inches are being added to first class seating. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Novi Comi Res Publica's national animal is the Ermine, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Novi Comi Res Publica is ranked 4,564^th in the world and 4^th in Catholic for Fattest Citizens, with 24.48 Obesity Rate.