The Complete Blackout of Novaya Equestria is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Complete Blackout with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, national health service, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 21.686 billion Complete Blackouts are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novaya Canterlot. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Novaya Equestrian economy, worth a remarkable 8,445 trillion Complete Blackouts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 389,427 Complete Blackouts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A drunk fashion designer has started a fashion label themed on nudity and titled "Complete Blackout's New Clothes" (Novaya Equestria has found 7 easter eggs), the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, body doubles and armed bodyguards escort witnesses to and from courtrooms, and the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Novaya Equestria's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Complete Blackout.

Novaya Equestria is ranked 283^rd in the world and 1^st in The Hole To Hide In for Lowest Crime Rates, with 225.9 law-abiding acts per hour.