The Imperial Commonwealth of Novaya Arstrotzka is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Princess Twilight Sparkle with an even hand, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 16.72 billion Novaya Arstrotzkans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prancadizna. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Novaya Arstrotzkan economy, worth a remarkable 4,109 trillion Monies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 245,779 Monies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

It's considered providence that the political lexicon contains a syrup of company slogans, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings, NPCs in MMORPGs regularly interrupt cutscenes with OOC reminders that they aren't real people, and the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Novaya Arstrotzka's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Harmonism.

Novaya Arstrotzka is ranked 82,339^th in the world and 2,719^th in Balder for Most Income Equality, scoring 46.21 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.