Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,003rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,391stHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,323rd
The Holy Blue Commonwealth of
Iron Fist Consumerists
NationStates
Yodle
Influence
Hermit
Governor
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Few

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Not Bern Sanders

Population12.896 billion

CapitalYodle City
LeaderYodle
FaithYodlism

CurrencyGold Coin
Animalzombie

The Holy Blue Commonwealth of Not Bern Sanders is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Yodle with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 12.896 billion Not Bern Sandersians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.1%.

The all-consuming Not Bern Sandersian economy, worth a remarkable 1,606 trillion Gold Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 124,535 Gold Coins, with the richest citizens earning 9.6 times as much as the poorest.

Governments opposing Not Bern Sanders are beset by rebels, corporate lawyers are switching careers to the more lucrative field of green politics, rural Not Bern Sandersians stare in awe at the bright lights of the big cities, and loading sixteen tons of laundry gets you another year older and deeper in debt. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Not Bern Sanders's national animal is the zombie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yodlism.

Not Bern Sanders is ranked 88,021st in the world and 1st in The Region That Has One State Bank for Most Stationary, with 520.1964031852 days.

Top
5%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,003rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,391stHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,323rdTop
10%
Largest Mining Sector: 15,798thHighest Economic Output: 16,406thMost Devout: 19,319thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21,188thMost Rebellious Youth: 21,424thLargest Black Market: 24,037th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Not Bern Sanders was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Not Bern Sanders was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Not Bern Sanders, loading sixteen tons of laundry gets you another year older and deeper in debt.
  • : Following new legislation in Not Bern Sanders, rural Not Bern Sandersians stare in awe at the bright lights of the big cities.
  • : Following new legislation in Not Bern Sanders, corporate lawyers are switching careers to the more lucrative field of green politics.
  • : Following new legislation in Not Bern Sanders, governments opposing Not Bern Sanders are beset by rebels.
  • : Following new legislation in Not Bern Sanders, blood donations have been banned because of the risk of eternal unrest.
  • : Not Bern Sanders was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Not Bern Sanders removed Zombie Border Control in The Region That Has One State Bank.
  • : Not Bern Sanders instituted Lockdown Zombie Border Control in The Region That Has One State Bank.

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