Most Secular: 4,472ndMost Pacifist: 5,794thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,794th
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Not Another Wrapperian Puppet

Population7.791 billion

Currencychewing gum
Animalslack jawed jumping bean

The Republic of Not Another Wrapperian Puppet is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.791 billion Wads have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 75.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wrapperian economy, worth 637 trillion chewing gums a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 81,867 chewing gums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature', male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, the new 'Who Wants To Be A Politician' election debate auditions are more popular than the debates themselves, and the government funds large training centres to turn slack jawed jumping beans into functioning members of society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Not Another Wrapperian Puppet's national animal is the slack jawed jumping bean, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Not Another Wrapperian Puppet is ranked 44,827th in the world and 14th in Stargate for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 131.75 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most Secular: 4,472ndMost Pacifist: 5,794thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,794thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,702ndBest Weather: 7,962ndLargest Welfare Programs: 8,627thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,843rdNicest Citizens: 10,037thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,437thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,957thSafest: 12,231stTop
Most Inclusive: 14,228thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,512thMost Developed: 14,647thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,554thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,742ndLongest Average Lifespans: 17,014thMost Stationary: 17,301stHighest Food Quality: 17,504thHealthiest Citizens: 17,618thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,524thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,977thSmartest Citizens: 22,824thLowest Crime Rates: 22,926th
Most Secular: 1st in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 9th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 11th in the region

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