Fattest Citizens: 1stMost Efficient Economies: 1stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st
The Allied Corporate Empire of
Capitalist Paradise
A Good Place to Raise Your Business
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Northern Borland

Population38.71 billion

CapitalCommerce City
LeaderPresident and CEO

CurrencyGreenback
AnimalBuck

The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern Borland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President and CEO with an even hand, and renowned for its digital currency, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 38.71 billion Northern Borlandians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Commerce City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 42,906 trillion Greenbacks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 1,108,400 Greenbacks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,989,660 per year while the poor average 106,244, a ratio of 56.4 to 1.

Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, babies are increasingly seen as a luxury, immigrants are told to pull themselves up by their worn-out budget bootstraps, and formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Northern Borland's national animal is the Buck, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Northern Borland is ranked 10th in the world and 1st in Capitalist Paradise for Highest Crime Rates, with 340.82 crimes per hour.

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Fattest Citizens: 1stMost Efficient Economies: 1stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2ndLargest Gambling Industry: 3rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rdLargest Retail Industry: 3rdMost Avoided: 3rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4thHighest Economic Output: 4thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4thMost Armed: 5thHighest Average Incomes: 6thRudest Citizens: 8thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8thHighest Crime Rates: 10thMost Secular: 13thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16thLargest Insurance Industry: 19thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 32ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 43rdLargest Mining Sector: 56thMost Rebellious Youth: 97thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 103rdMost Corrupt Governments: 136thLargest Publishing Industry: 261stSmartest Citizens: 371stMost Stationary: 384thLargest Information Technology Sector: 671stMost Subsidized Industry: 691stLargest Populations: 900thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,326thLargest Governments: 2,459thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 4,195thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,466thLargest Black Market: 5,384thMost Influential: 6,172ndHighest Poor Incomes: 10,895thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 20,679thHighest Drug Use: 23,786thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 25,876thMost Pro-Market: 26,784th
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 13th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 15th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 22nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, immigrants are told to pull themselves up by their worn-out budget bootstraps.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, babies are increasingly seen as a luxury.
  • : Northern Borland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, praying before a battle is a court-martial offence.
  • : Northern Borland was reclassified from "Capitalizt" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, rumour has it President and CEO needs a calculator to multiply ten by ten.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, grinning punters say that casino roulette is the greatest high that life has to offer.

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