Highest Disposable Incomes: 1stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1stFattest Citizens: 1st
The Allied Corporate Empire of
Capitalizt
A Good Place to Raise Your Business
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Northern Borland

Population33.734 billion

CapitalCommerce City
LeaderPresident and CEO

CurrencyGreenback
AnimalBuck

The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern Borland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President and CEO with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 33.734 billion Northern Borlandians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Commerce City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 35,088 trillion Greenbacks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 1,040,166 Greenbacks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 8,527,838 per year while the poor average 26,909, a ratio of 316 to 1.

One-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, citizens must pay to enjoy Northern Borland's pristine beaches, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war, and frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Northern Borland's national animal is the Buck, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Northern Borland is ranked 3,368th in the world and 4th in Capitalist Paradise for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 12,898.83 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Highest Disposable Incomes: 1stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1stFattest Citizens: 1stMost Efficient Economies: 1stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rdRudest Citizens: 3rdMost Avoided: 4thLargest Retail Industry: 4thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6thHighest Average Incomes: 7thHighest Economic Output: 7thMost Armed: 7thLargest Gambling Industry: 8thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12thHighest Crime Rates: 14thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17thLargest Insurance Industry: 22ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 27thMost Secular: 28thMost Scientifically Advanced: 58thLargest Mining Sector: 62ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 65thMost Rebellious Youth: 166thMost Corrupt Governments: 188thLargest Publishing Industry: 243rdSmartest Citizens: 341stMost Stationary: 443rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 687thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 850thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 936thLargest Populations: 941stMost Subsidized Industry: 972ndTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,368thLargest Governments: 3,714thLargest Black Market: 3,844thMost Influential: 5,044thHighest Drug Use: 8,336thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 11,576thMost Pro-Market: 11,670thNudest: 13,850th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 11th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14th in the regionLargest Governments: 15th in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 17th in the regionNudest: 25th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, citizens must pay to enjoy Northern Borland's pristine beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, the Hanging Gardens account for half of Commerce City's water use.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, the secret ingredient is love (and MSG).
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside.

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