Fattest Citizens: 1stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st
The Allied Corporate Empire of
Capitalizt
A Good Place to Raise Your Business
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Northern Borland

Population34.897 billion

CapitalCommerce City
LeaderPresident and CEO

CurrencyGreenback
AnimalBuck

The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern Borland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President and CEO with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, infamous sell-swords, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 34.897 billion Northern Borlandians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Commerce City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 36,882 trillion Greenbacks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 1,056,889 Greenbacks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,843,465 per year while the poor average 96,399, a ratio of 60.6 to 1.

Economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving, a valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales', and hammering a nail into a wall is an effective death sentence. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Northern Borland's national animal is the Buck, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Northern Borland is ranked 1st in the world and 1st in Capitalist Paradise for Fattest Citizens, with 99.52 Obesity Rate.

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Fattest Citizens: 1stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1stMost Efficient Economies: 1stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1stLargest Retail Industry: 2ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2ndMost Avoided: 3rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rdRudest Citizens: 4thHighest Economic Output: 5thMost Armed: 6thLargest Gambling Industry: 7thHighest Average Incomes: 8thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9thHighest Crime Rates: 11thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17thLargest Insurance Industry: 20thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 24thLargest Agricultural Sector: 30thMost Secular: 31stMost Scientifically Advanced: 42ndLargest Mining Sector: 59thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 76thMost Rebellious Youth: 136thMost Corrupt Governments: 187thLargest Publishing Industry: 246thSmartest Citizens: 354thMost Stationary: 425thLargest Information Technology Sector: 669thMost Subsidized Industry: 843rdLargest Populations: 930thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,027thTop
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Largest Governments: 3,213thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,473rdLargest Black Market: 4,415thMost Influential: 6,052ndTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 11,844thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,359thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,663rdMost Pro-Market: 15,854thHighest Drug Use: 17,007th
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Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 17th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, hammering a nail into a wall is an effective death sentence.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, a valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales'.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, Northern Borlandians no longer find themselves bumping into their exes at family gatherings.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, babies are increasingly seen as a luxury.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, you can bet your bottom dollar that gambling will cost you an arm and a leg.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, the first test of a good kindergartener is the quality of the sponge-baths they give.

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