Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st Highest Disposable Incomes: 1st
The Allied Corporate Empire of
Anarchy
A Good Place to Raise Your Business
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Northern Borland

Population31.438 billion

CapitalCommerce City
LeaderPresident and CEO

CurrencyGreenback
AnimalBuck

The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern Borland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President and CEO with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 31.438 billion Northern Borlandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Commerce City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 31,174 trillion Greenbacks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 991,624 Greenbacks, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low, too many hyper-intelligent chefs can spoil the allegorical broth, it's best not to ask what goes into Commerce City Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices, and legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Northern Borland's national animal is the Buck, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Northern Borland is ranked 10th in the world and 2nd in Capitalist Paradise for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 1,571 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1stFattest Citizens: 1stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2ndRudest Citizens: 2ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2ndLargest Retail Industry: 3rdMost Avoided: 5thLargest Gambling Industry: 8thHighest Economic Output: 9thHighest Average Incomes: 9thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10thMost Armed: 11thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16thHighest Crime Rates: 20thLargest Insurance Industry: 22ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 30thMost Secular: 39thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 48thLargest Mining Sector: 70thLargest Agricultural Sector: 100thHighest Poor Incomes: 136thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 143rdLargest Publishing Industry: 224thMost Rebellious Youth: 242ndMost Corrupt Governments: 244thSmartest Citizens: 332ndMost Stationary: 473rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 581stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 678thLargest Populations: 994thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,340thMost Efficient Economies: 1,519thTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,533rdLargest Governments: 4,993rdMost Influential: 5,138th
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Most Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, it's best not to ask what goes into Commerce City Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, too many hyper-intelligent chefs can spoil the allegorical broth.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat".
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, a light facial coating of soot is seen as the mark of an honest and hardworking man.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Greenback charge on their phone bill.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, the nation's entire cultural heritage is being auctioned off to the rich.

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