Population | 38.71 billion |
Capital | Commerce City |
Leader | President and CEO |
Currency | Greenback |
Animal | Buck |
The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern Borland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President and CEO with an even hand, and renowned for its digital currency, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 38.71 billion Northern Borlandians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Commerce City. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Northern Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 42,906 trillion Greenbacks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 1,108,400 Greenbacks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,989,660 per year while the poor average 106,244, a ratio of 56.4 to 1.
Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, babies are increasingly seen as a luxury, immigrants are told to pull themselves up by their worn-out budget bootstraps, and formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Northern Borland's national animal is the Buck, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Northern Borland is ranked 10th in the world and 1st in Capitalist Paradise for Highest Crime Rates, with 340.82 crimes per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Northern Borland, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming.
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Northern Borland, immigrants are told to pull themselves up by their worn-out budget bootstraps.
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Northern Borland, babies are increasingly seen as a luxury.
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Northern Borland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
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Northern Borland, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park.
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Northern Borland, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office.
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Northern Borland, praying before a battle is a court-martial offence.
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Northern Borland was reclassified from "Capitalizt" to "Capitalist Paradise".
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Northern Borland, rumour has it President and CEO needs a calculator to multiply ten by ten.
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Northern Borland, grinning punters say that casino roulette is the greatest high that life has to offer.