Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st Rudest Citizens: 1st Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st
The Allied Corporate Empire of
Corporate Bordello
A Good Place to Raise Your Business
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Northern Borland

Population31.85 billion

CapitalCommerce City
LeaderPresident and CEO

CurrencyGreenback
AnimalBuck

The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern Borland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President and CEO with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 31.85 billion Northern Borlandians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Commerce City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 31,781 trillion Greenbacks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 997,857 Greenbacks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,578,551 per year while the poor average 88,808, a ratio of 62.8 to 1.

Royalist is the most offensive slur in the Northern Borlandian language, the Northern Borland Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, town welcome signs list corporate sponsors, and priceless Maxtopian artwork can often be found in executive bathrooms. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Northern Borland's national animal is the Buck, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Northern Borland is ranked 66th in the world and 1st in Capitalist Paradise for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 63,051.52 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1stRudest Citizens: 1stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1stFattest Citizens: 1stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2ndLargest Retail Industry: 3rdMost Avoided: 5thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6thLargest Gambling Industry: 7thHighest Average Incomes: 9thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9thHighest Economic Output: 9thMost Armed: 10thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17thHighest Crime Rates: 20thLargest Insurance Industry: 21stMost Secular: 37thMost Scientifically Advanced: 50thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 50thLargest Mining Sector: 66thLargest Agricultural Sector: 106thLargest Publishing Industry: 224thMost Corrupt Governments: 229thMost Rebellious Youth: 238thSmartest Citizens: 339thMost Stationary: 470thLargest Information Technology Sector: 606thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 658thLargest Populations: 985thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,258thMost Efficient Economies: 1,507thTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,594thLargest Governments: 4,805thMost Influential: 5,191stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,283rdTop
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Most Pro-Market: 9,466thHighest Drug Use: 10,337thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,978th
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Highest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, priceless Maxtopian artwork can often be found in executive bathrooms.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, town welcome signs list corporate sponsors.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, the Northern Borland Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Northern Borlandian language.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, major polluting industries have painted a lot of their machines green to give an impression of caring about the environment.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, new arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, referenda are held for every conceivable government action.

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