Fattest Citizens: 1stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st
The Allied Corporate Empire of
Capitalizt
A Good Place to Raise Your Business
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Northern Borland

Population36.736 billion

CapitalCommerce City
LeaderPresident and CEO

CurrencyGreenback
AnimalBuck

The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern Borland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President and CEO with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, daily referendums, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 36.736 billion Northern Borlandians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Commerce City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 39,743 trillion Greenbacks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 1,081,856 Greenbacks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,780,849 per year while the poor average 106,212, a ratio of 54.4 to 1.

Unshaven men are viewed with suspicion in courts of law, it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away", older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, and after every storm there's an expensive government-funded rainbow. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Northern Borland's national animal is the Buck, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Northern Borland is ranked 231,713th in the world and 338th in Capitalist Paradise for Most Inclusive, scoring 2.83 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

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Fattest Citizens: 1stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1stMost Efficient Economies: 1stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2ndLargest Retail Industry: 3rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rdHighest Economic Output: 4thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4thLargest Gambling Industry: 5thMost Avoided: 5thMost Armed: 5thRudest Citizens: 6thHighest Average Incomes: 6thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8thHighest Crime Rates: 9thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17thMost Secular: 18thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20thLargest Insurance Industry: 20thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 25thLargest Agricultural Sector: 30thLargest Mining Sector: 56thMost Scientifically Advanced: 59thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 97thMost Rebellious Youth: 127thMost Corrupt Governments: 172ndLargest Publishing Industry: 253rdSmartest Citizens: 366thMost Stationary: 417thLargest Information Technology Sector: 663rdMost Subsidized Industry: 787thLargest Populations: 910thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,214thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,140thTop
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Largest Governments: 2,753rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,574thLargest Black Market: 5,527thMost Influential: 6,163rdHighest Poor Incomes: 10,127thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 16,363rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,529thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18,932ndMost Pro-Market: 19,502nd
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Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 21st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 29th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, after every storm there's an expensive government-funded rainbow.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away".
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, unshaven men are viewed with suspicion in courts of law.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, President and CEO can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Borland, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding".

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