Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,974thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,364thMost Secular: 2,385th
The United Socialist States of
Psychotic Dictatorship
What can you do for the state?
Nilats fesohj
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Northen lands

Population3.191 billion

CapitalThe Tundra
LeaderNilats fesohj
FaithMsixram cult

CurrencyRed coin
Animalpolar bear

The United Socialist States of Northen lands is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Nilats fesohj with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.191 billion vikings are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Tundra. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.0%.

The all-consuming Northen landsian economy, worth 549 trillion Red coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 172,150 Red coins, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, Nilats fesohj's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, student exchange programs are in trouble as everyone wants to leave but no-one wants to come, and the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northen lands's national animal is the polar bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Msixram cult.

Northen lands is ranked 155,957th in the world and 918th in The Communist Bloc for Most Stationary, with 52.50071639952 days.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,974thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,364thMost Secular: 2,385thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 2,631stMost Patriotic: 2,872ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,607thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,988thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,000thLargest Black Market: 5,705thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,677thLargest Retail Industry: 9,699thMost Authoritarian: 9,934thLowest Crime Rates: 10,615thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,896thHighest Average Incomes: 10,915thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,247thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12,952ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,003rdTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 13,922ndMost Conservative: 15,875thLargest Governments: 16,315thMost Advanced Public Education: 21,410thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,037thHighest Average Tax Rates: 23,236thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 23,540th
Largest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 20th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Black Market: 21st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 25th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 29th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 32nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 36th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 44th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 52nd in the regionMost Avoided: 72nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 75th in the regionMost Secular: 81st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 85th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 101st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 112th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 112th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 112th in the regionMost Conservative: 125th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 140th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 144th in the regionMost Extreme: 180th in the region

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