The Republic of Northen Czech is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Viktor Aleksi with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.191 billion Czechs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hradec Kralové. The average income tax rate is 66.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Czech economy, worth 112 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 94,373 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Candidates celebrate "free speech" by spraying champagne all over anyone who shows up to a rally, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups, atheists on vacation find Roman Catholicism's scriptures make useful doorstops, and a soldier's body is a temple. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northen Czech's national animal is the Bohemian Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Northen Czech is ranked 71,156^th in the world and 290^th in Europe for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 3,483.39 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.