The Kingdom of Northeast Vatican is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by King Conscientia with an even hand, and notable for its aversion to nipples, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 12.134 billion Northeast Vaticanians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Grand City. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Northeast Vaticanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,211 trillion jewels a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 99,883 jewels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies, army doctors who come under attack defend themselves by using stethoscopes like nunchaku, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", and citizens insist that there's no law against standing downwind when marijuana crops are burned off. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northeast Vatican's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Syro-Malabar Catholicism.

Northeast Vatican is ranked 255,690^th in the world and 1,244^th in Europe for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -37 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.