Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 386thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 421stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 475th
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Northcanadia

Population14.944 billion

Capitalmegatropalas
LeaderShail Patel

CurrencyMoney
AnimalKoala Bear

The Empire of Northcanadia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Shail Patel with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 14.944 billion Northcanadians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of megatropalas. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Northcanadian economy, worth a remarkable 4,938 trillion Monies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 330,494 Monies, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,387,660 per year while the poor average 51,154, a ratio of 27.1 to 1.

Children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, the official Northcanadian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, and customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Northcanadia's national animal is the Koala Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Northcanadia is ranked 1,214th in the world and 101st in the Rejected Realms for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 10,351.47 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 386thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 421stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 475thHighest Disposable Incomes: 484thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 862ndMost Avoided: 864thRudest Citizens: 971stFattest Citizens: 978thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,087thLargest Retail Industry: 1,092ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,112thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,152ndMost Armed: 1,152ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,214thHighest Crime Rates: 1,334thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,487thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,528thHighest Average Incomes: 1,555thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,600thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,710thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,781stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,785thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,863rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,922ndLargest Mining Sector: 2,044thHighest Economic Output: 2,117thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,162ndTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 3,113thMost Efficient Economies: 3,522ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,532ndMost Cultured: 4,443rdMost Corrupt Governments: 4,573rdSmartest Citizens: 5,268thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,344thMost Influential: 9,472ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,870thTop
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Most Secular: 11,951stNudest: 12,283rdHighest Drug Use: 16,451stLargest Populations: 16,801stLargest Governments: 17,000thLargest Black Market: 17,749thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,616th
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 22nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 23rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 23rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 32nd in the regionMost Armed: 33rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 34th in the regionMost Avoided: 36th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 38th in the regionRudest Citizens: 38th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 39th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 43rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 46th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 52nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 53rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 54th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 59th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 59th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 62nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 65th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 68th in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 77th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 78th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 89th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 98th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 101st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 105th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 114th in the regionMost Cultured: 123rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 130th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 132nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 157th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 167th in the regionMost Influential: 168th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 168th in the regionLargest Populations: 357th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 358th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 385th in the regionMost Secular: 405th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 483rd in the regionLargest Governments: 493rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 494th in the regionNudest: 520th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 598th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 700th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Northcanadia, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Northcanadia, the official Northcanadian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.
  • : Following new legislation in Northcanadia, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety.
  • : Following new legislation in Northcanadia, children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants.
  • : Northcanadia endorsed The Inhospitable Ski Slopes of Agalaesia.
  • : Northcanadia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Northcanadia, ships are encouraged to deliberately run aground onto Northcanadian beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Northcanadia, for just a few extra Monies Northcanadians can get new driving records with their new cars.
  • : Following new legislation in Northcanadia, half of the nation's import/export industry is run from a location known only as 'Dead Man's Cove'.
  • : Northcanadia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.

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