Population | 5.96 billion |
Capital | Gosder Federal capital |
Leader | Balam Hurask |
Faith | Islam |
Currency | pound |
Animal | Yaks |
The United Provinces of North Molvia Islands is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Balam Hurask with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.96 billion North Molvia Islandsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gosder Federal capital. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.3%.
The all-consuming North Molvia Islandsian economy, worth 619 trillion pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 103,872 pounds, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.
Napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations, the government merely sends empty platitudes whenever natural disasters strike foreign nations, savvy nightclub-goers know that structurally unsound venues sell the cheapest drinks, and the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Molvia Islands's national animal is the Yaks, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.
North Molvia Islands is ranked 242,008th in the world and 7,714th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 21.04341014332 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : North Molvia Islands's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : North Molvia Islands's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : North Molvia Islands's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : North Molvia Islands was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : North Molvia Islands was refounded in Balder.
- : North Molvia Islands ceased to exist in Balder.
- : Following new legislation in North Molvia Islands, the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing'.
- : North Molvia Islands's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : North Molvia Islands's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Following new legislation in North Molvia Islands, savvy nightclub-goers know that structurally unsound venues sell the cheapest drinks.