The Most Serene Republic of North Lanval is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 346 million North Lanvalians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.4%.

The strong North Lanvalian economy, worth 15.4 trillion florins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 44,365 florins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 285,941 per year while the poor average 2,781, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. North Lanval's national animal is the horse, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

North Lanval is ranked 8,976^th in the world and 106^th in Jafazia for Fattest Citizens, with 17.58 Obesity Rate.