Population | 3.896 billion |
Capital | Greyport |
Leader | President Eastport |
Currency | Celestia |
Animal | Blue Jay |
The Federal Republic of North Keyton is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Eastport with a fair hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.896 billion North Keytonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greyport. The average income tax rate is 66.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient North Keytonian economy, worth 377 trillion Celestias a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,977 Celestias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
The aims of top-secret North Keytonian science projects revolve around designing the perfect robot woman, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, and Greyport spends billions upgrading public transport. Crime is totally unknown. North Keyton's national animal is the Blue Jay, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
North Keyton is ranked 169,222nd in the world and 7th in The Potato Union for Most Stationary, with 102.71005232108 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : North Keyton's influence in The Potato Union rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
- : North Keyton was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Following new legislation in North Keyton, Greyport spends billions upgrading public transport.
- : North Keyton was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-wing Utopia".
- : North Keyton was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : North Keyton was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : North Keyton was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : North Keyton's influence in The Potato Union rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
- : North Keyton's influence in The Potato Union rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
- : North Keyton was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.