Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19,239thSafest: 24,011th
The Colony of
Father Knows Best State
Glory to Roless
Influence
Superpower
Governor / the og puppet
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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North Doyooni

Population7.555 billion

CapitalNew Ichasa
LeaderGovernor Robert Dialkia
FaithFunkyism

CurrencyDoyoo Rezzat
AnimalFunky Badger

The Colony of North Doyooni is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Governor Robert Dialkia with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.555 billion doyoo are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Ichasa. The average income tax rate is 40.5%.

The strong doyoo economy, worth 500 trillion Doyoo Rezzats a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,235 Doyoo Rezzats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Sexuality-questioning teenagers are placed in locked rooms with dirty magazines and lewd posters, companies flee the nation rather than pay their fair share of taxes, tourists are denied entry because of a distant relative married to a Lilliputian, and unemployed accountants keep double-entry ledgers of their benefit claims. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Doyooni's national animal is the Funky Badger and its national religion is Funkyism.

North Doyooni is ranked 214,817th in the world and 2nd in roless puppet region for Most Stationary, with 33.2006037516 days.

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