Most Primitive: 3,783rdMost Authoritarian: 17,919thMost Patriotic: 18,434th
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North Ardonii

Population837 million

CurrencyDiamond
AnimalEnder Dragon

The Colony of North Ardonii is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its lack of airports, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 837 million North Ardoniians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 51.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish North Ardoniian economy, worth 24.2 trillion Diamonds a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 28,912 Diamonds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work, armed security details escort librarians to their homes, a referendum must be held in order for any new law to be passed, and the Federal Council of North Ardonii has been announced as the new Head of State. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Ardonii's national animal is the Ender Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

North Ardonii is ranked 165,576th in the world and 7,092nd in The North Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 325.88 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Top
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Most Primitive: 3,783rdTop
10%
Most Authoritarian: 17,919thMost Patriotic: 18,434thMost Ignorant Citizens: 19,896thMost Conservative: 20,843rdMost Devout: 24,792ndMost Income Equality: 25,326th
Top
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Most Primitive: 109th in the regionTop
10%
Most Patriotic: 666th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 708th in the regionFattest Citizens: 783rd in the regionMost Devout: 802nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 817th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 901st in the regionMost Conservative: 1,042nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : North Ardonii lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in North Ardonii, the Federal Council of North Ardonii has been announced as the new Head of State.
  • : North Ardonii was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in North Ardonii, a referendum must be held in order for any new law to be passed.
  • : Following new legislation in North Ardonii, armed security details escort librarians to their homes.
  • : Following new legislation in North Ardonii, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work.
  • : Following new legislation in North Ardonii, every politician claims to be at least 1% Native North Ardoniian.
  • : North Ardonii was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian and the Top 10% for Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in North Ardonii, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • : Following new legislation in North Ardonii, concussed Ender Dragonball players cannot remember their lineup position.

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