Most Primitive: 4thMost Ignorant Citizens: 7thMost Devout: 10th
The Spiritual Community of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Pray and feel the love!
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Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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NormanJackson

Population23.636 billion

CapitalT'e Old'e Town
LeaderSupreme Master Overlord for All Time
FaithRomanism

Currencyprayer
Animalparish priest

The Spiritual Community of NormanJackson is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Master Overlord for All Time with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, deadly medical pandemics, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.636 billion faithfuls are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of T'e Old'e Town. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient so faithful economy, worth a remarkable 4,489 trillion prayers a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Basket Weaving industry. Average income is an impressive 189,931 prayers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are only allowed to view government-approved TV shows, amorous nobles always bring the same disappointing gift to weddings, the government baselessly accuses foreign dignitaries of being assassins, and it is illegal to make racist remarks in public. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. NormanJackson's national animal is the parish priest, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Romanism.

NormanJackson is ranked 56,826th in the world and 331st in Europeia for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 2,311.68 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Most Primitive: 4thMost Ignorant Citizens: 7thMost Devout: 10thBest Weather: 86thMost Corrupt Governments: 110thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 117thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 140thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 170thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 325thLargest Black Market: 437thMost Beautiful Environments: 469thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 530thLowest Crime Rates: 640thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 684thMost Conservative: 748thFattest Citizens: 1,124thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 2,700thHighest Economic Output: 3,110thMost Stationary: 4,375thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,411thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,879thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,101stLargest Governments: 6,383rdLargest Populations: 6,399thHighest Average Incomes: 8,679thMost Influential: 10,831stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,711thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 23,086thMost Extreme: 24,069th
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Best Weather: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 10th in the regionMost Stationary: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 25th in the regionLargest Populations: 27th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 55th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 66th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 70th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 73rd in the regionLargest Governments: 78th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 89th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
  • : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, the government baselessly accuses foreign dignitaries of being assassins.
  • : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, amorous nobles always bring the same disappointing gift to weddings.
  • : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, citizens are only allowed to view government-approved TV shows.
  • : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance.
  • : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, the state believes that children are what you make of them.
  • : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, national stress about the waning heir-line is causing a rise in alopecia.
  • : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, armoured pyjamas are in fashion amongst the nation's nobility.
  • : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts.
  • : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, a recent "genocide prevention" campaign includes murdering children based on their DNA.

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