Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,303rdLargest Welfare Programs: 11,320thMost Pacifist: 14,353rd
The Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
I love 9003
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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Noot98

Population1.832 billion

Currency9003
Animal9003

The Republic of Noot98 is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its closed borders, ban on automobiles, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.832 billion Noot98ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Law & Order, although Welfare, Administration, and Education are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 66.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Noot98ian economy, worth 121 trillion 9003s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Uranium Mining, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 66,333 9003s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Exceptionally talented workers are praised more than Revolutionary heroes, photographs that show ladies' ankles are considered risqué, elected officials often serve for decades in a single term, and the standard prescription for infertility-causing conditions is "go have a baby". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noot98's national animal is the 9003.

Noot98 is ranked 101,882nd in the world and 36th in Conk Pup Storage for Most Beautiful Environments, with 542.51 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

Top
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,303rdLargest Welfare Programs: 11,320thTop
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Most Pacifist: 14,353rdLargest Mining Sector: 15,711thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,276thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 19,252ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,710thLargest Black Market: 23,940th
Top
5%
Most Pacifist: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Noot98 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Noot98 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombified.
  • : Noot98 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Noot98 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Noot98's influence in Conk Pup Storage rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Noot98 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Noot98 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Noot98 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Noot98, the standard prescription for infertility-causing conditions is "go have a baby".
  • : Following new legislation in Noot98, elected officials often serve for decades in a single term.

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