Most Valuable International Artwork: 140thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 830thMost Pacifist: 1,231st
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Population10.47 billion

LeaderJohn Edwards


The Gio of Nooooooooooooooo is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by John Edwards with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.47 billion Noons are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salabrachon. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Noon economy, worth a remarkable 1,428 trillion Angorejes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 136,450 Angorejes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking, depression sinks in after each election when voters realize they are stuck with these people for years, and conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nooooooooooooooo's national animal is the Foster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nooooooooooooooo is ranked 268,310th in the world and 11th in Karanlik Yollar for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -34.58 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 140thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 830thMost Pacifist: 1,231stLargest Welfare Programs: 1,346thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,363rdBest Weather: 1,453rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,565thNicest Citizens: 1,650thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,196thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,363rdMost Inclusive: 2,466thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,493rdHealthiest Citizens: 2,511thSafest: 2,574thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,680thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,888thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,931stMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,343rdLowest Crime Rates: 3,691stHighest Food Quality: 3,797thMost Developed: 3,995thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,166thLargest Governments: 4,835thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,538thSmartest Citizens: 6,685thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,693rdMost Secular: 9,514thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,389thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,946thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,446thTop
Highest Economic Output: 14,454thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,605thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,663rdMost Efficient Economies: 15,237thMost Cultured: 16,682ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,204thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,529thHighest Average Incomes: 19,628th
Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the region

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