Most Secular: 2,419thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,008thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,565th
The Commonwealth of
Benevolent Dictatorship
One day, there will be a day
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Noneyuh

Population921 million

CapitalBezness
LeaderWhoiza Sking

CurrencyHoller
AnimalFox

The Commonwealth of Noneyuh is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Whoiza Sking with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, national health service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 921 million Noneyuhians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bezness. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Noneyuhian economy, worth 154 trillion Hollers a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 167,840 Hollers, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 700,322 per year while the poor average 26,256, a ratio of 26.7 to 1.

Throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem, companies have begun running campaigns to stop people from remembering their brand name, punitive tariffs protect local industry, and small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noneyuh's national animal is the Fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Noneyuh is ranked 24,377th in the world and 484th in the Rejected Realms for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 26.67 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

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Most Secular: 2,419thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,008thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,565thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,999thLargest Retail Industry: 4,419thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,613thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,030thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,918thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,021stMost Efficient Economies: 7,909thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,182ndMost Avoided: 8,928thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,728thHighest Average Incomes: 10,853rdMost Subsidized Industry: 10,871stTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 13,576thSmartest Citizens: 14,145thMost Developed: 14,436thLargest Black Market: 17,055thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,391stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 19,225thMost Inclusive: 19,695thMost Influential: 20,121stMost Advanced Public Education: 21,836thLargest Governments: 21,857thMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,134th
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Most Secular: 85th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 97th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 124th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 137th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 147th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 152nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 158th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 204th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 263rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 278th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 289th in the regionMost Developed: 298th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 346th in the regionMost Inclusive: 353rd in the regionMost Influential: 362nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 368th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 371st in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 484th in the regionMost Avoided: 498th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 539th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 559th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 560th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 565th in the regionLargest Governments: 604th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 666th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 667th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 696th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 704th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 707th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 709th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 724th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Noneyuh, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants.
  • : Following new legislation in Noneyuh, punitive tariffs protect local industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Noneyuh, companies have begun running campaigns to stop people from remembering their brand name.
  • : Following new legislation in Noneyuh, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem.
  • : Noneyuh was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Noneyuh, East Lebatuckese luxury goods are plundered by the working class of Noneyuh.
  • : Following new legislation in Noneyuh, every citizen sounds like a television news anchor.
  • : Following new legislation in Noneyuh, the new universal healthcare system has been dubbed Whoiza Sking-care by its detractors.
  • : Following new legislation in Noneyuh, it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again.
  • : Following new legislation in Noneyuh, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion.

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