Largest Populations: 598thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,223rdHighest Crime Rates: 1,641st
The Paradoxical Winter Paradise of
Civil Rights Lovefest
A giant testing ground for urban planners & developers
Uncle Earl
Influence
Diplomat
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Nolaerie

Population40.394 billion

CapitalNew Orleans
LeaderUncle Earl
FaithBokononism

Currencypicayune
Animalgraceful mercia

The Paradoxical Winter Paradise of Nolaerie is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Uncle Earl with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic population of 40.394 billion Louisianians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Social Policy and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Industry receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Orleans. The average income tax rate is 42.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Nolaeriean economy, worth 245 trillion picayunes a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 6,079 picayunes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, students cut up leftover picayunes during Arts and Crafts, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, and euthanasia is legal. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Nolaerie's national animal is the graceful mercia, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Bokononism.

Nolaerie is ranked 13,383rd in the world and 5th in Louisiana for Most Stationary, with 1,613.86527268112 days.

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Largest Populations: 598thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,223rdHighest Crime Rates: 1,641stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,803rdTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 6,785thNicest Citizens: 7,379thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,690thSmartest Citizens: 8,512thMost Pacifist: 8,714thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,130thTop
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Most Stationary: 13,383rdHealthiest Citizens: 14,304thMost Cultured: 15,030thLargest Black Market: 17,121stBest Weather: 19,814thMost Politically Free: 21,374thHighest Food Quality: 22,162ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24,281st

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  • : Nolaerie was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Nolaerie was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Nolaerie was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Nolaerie was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Nolaerie was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Nolaerie was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Nolaerie was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Nolaerie lodged a message on the Louisiana Regional Message Board.
  • : Nolaerie was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Nolaerie was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.

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