Most World Assembly Endorsements: 782ndBest Weather: 1,348thMost Influential: 1,441st
The Kingdom of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Evil is always possible. Goodness is a difficulty.
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Noire Denholm

Population10.142 billion

LeaderThe All Powerful Monty Phugotuborn
FaithThe Dark Cult of Bothughachau

AnimalGreat Mock Lynx

The Kingdom of Noire Denholm is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The All Powerful Monty Phugotuborn with an iron fist, and renowned for its digital currency, complete lack of prisons, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 10.142 billion Noire Denholmians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gasselterboerveenschemond. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Noire Denholmian economy, worth a remarkable 1,964 trillion Skuls a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 193,681 Skuls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams, kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history, news headlines suggest that The All Powerful Monty Phugotuborn has a sideline in guinea pig pimping, and promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noire Denholm's national animal is the Great Mock Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Dark Cult of Bothughachau.

Noire Denholm is ranked 265,982nd in the world and 12,389th in the South Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -389.81 on the Hayek Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 782ndBest Weather: 1,348thMost Influential: 1,441stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,786thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,398thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 2,841stHealthiest Citizens: 2,936thHighest Food Quality: 3,118thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,552ndMost Devout: 3,687thMost Inclusive: 3,998thMost Cultured: 4,024thMost Developed: 4,329thLowest Crime Rates: 4,348thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,398thMost Efficient Economies: 4,436thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,862ndMost Subsidized Industry: 5,037thLargest Governments: 5,075thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,322ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,432ndSmartest Citizens: 5,500thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,906thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,980thHighest Average Incomes: 7,996thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,864thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,910thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,474thHighest Economic Output: 9,692ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,737thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,628thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,919thMost Stationary: 12,146thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,108thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,279thLargest Welfare Programs: 19,668thMost Patriotic: 23,917thHighest Drug Use: 24,970thMost Income Equality: 26,181st
Best Weather: 45th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 52nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 68th in the regionMost Devout: 77th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 86th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 90th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 91st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 102nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 113th in the regionMost Cultured: 115th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 123rd in the regionTop
Most Developed: 127th in the regionMost Influential: 127th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 128th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 131st in the regionMost Inclusive: 132nd in the regionLargest Governments: 133rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 133rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 134th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 149th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 154th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 162nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 189th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 190th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 196th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 197th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 203rd in the regionMost Stationary: 210th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 226th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 257th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 257th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 264th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 284th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 299th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 305th in the regionLargest Populations: 354th in the regionNudest: 515th in the regionMost Patriotic: 523rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 614th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 789th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 793rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 821st in the regionLargest Black Market: 971st in the region

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