Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 594thMost Secular: 769thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,463rd
The Combined Socialist Communes of
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Education is a weapon, whose effect depends on who hold
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Population5.289 billion

CapitalWorker's Commune of New Moskva
LeaderBigger Brother

CurrencySocial Credit

The Combined Socialist Communes of Nogorod is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Bigger Brother with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.289 billion Nogorodians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Worker's Commune of New Moskva. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Nogorodian economy, worth 874 trillion Social Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 165,402 Social Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, Bigger Brother is strangely popular with male politicians' wives, and war criminals are given full state funerals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nogorod's national animal is the Penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Nogorod is ranked 61,709th in the world and 138th in The Communist Bloc for Most Stationary, with 484.768960581 days.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 594thMost Secular: 769thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,463rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,094thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,248thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,376thMost Inclusive: 2,520thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,644thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,764thNicest Citizens: 2,777thLargest Governments: 3,246thMost Developed: 3,416thMost Influential: 3,821stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,047thHighest Food Quality: 4,197thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,418thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,592ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,696thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,868thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,893rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,117thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,190thLowest Crime Rates: 5,277thSmartest Citizens: 5,339thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,005thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,077thHealthiest Citizens: 6,636thMost Pacifist: 6,823rdBest Weather: 7,238thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,298thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,340thMost Efficient Economies: 8,406thMost Cultured: 9,071stSafest: 9,072ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,196thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,466thHighest Average Incomes: 12,015thTop
Most Income Equality: 14,070thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,524thMost Patriotic: 14,815thLargest Agricultural Sector: 19,351stHighest Drug Use: 23,853rdHighest Economic Output: 25,188th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 28th in the regionMost Secular: 29th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 42nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 55th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 57th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 61st in the regionLargest Governments: 64th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 69th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 69th in the regionNicest Citizens: 70th in the regionMost Developed: 74th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 74th in the regionMost Inclusive: 77th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 77th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 86th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 86th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 90th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 92nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 93rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 96th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 99th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 99th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 100th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 111th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 113th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 116th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 117th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 119th in the regionMost Cultured: 126th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 128th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 129th in the regionMost Influential: 129th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 132nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 135th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 136th in the regionMost Stationary: 138th in the regionBest Weather: 142nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 149th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 175th in the region

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