The Combined Socialist Communes of Nogorod is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Bigger Brother with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.289 billion Nogorodians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Worker's Commune of New Moskva. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Nogorodian economy, worth 874 trillion Social Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 165,402 Social Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, Bigger Brother is strangely popular with male politicians' wives, and war criminals are given full state funerals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nogorod's national animal is the Penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Nogorod is ranked 61,709^th in the world and 138^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Stationary, with 484.768960581 days.