The Dominion of No Matter Where You Go is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Buckaroo Banzai with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 20.755 billion No Matter Where You Goans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The 8th Dimension. The average income tax rate is 51.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient No Matter Where You Goan economy, worth a remarkable 3,396 trillion Banzais a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 163,665 Banzais, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, shopkeepers use microscopes to verify the authenticity of banknotes, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, and modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes. Crime is totally unknown. No Matter Where You Go's national animal is the Christopher Lloyd, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

No Matter Where You Go is ranked 16,912^th in the world and 274^th in the West Pacific for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 8,049.51 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.