Lowest Crime Rates: 293rdMost Influential: 320thMost Secular: 446th
The United Socialist States of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Equality, Unity, Revolution!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population13.279 billion

CapitalNivgrad City
LeaderGeneral Secretary Andrei Kedrov

CurrencyNivgradian Mark
AnimalArctic Caterpiller

The United Socialist States of Nivgrad is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by General Secretary Andrei Kedrov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.279 billion Nivgradians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nivgrad City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Nivgradian economy, worth a remarkable 3,590 trillion Nivgradian Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 270,364 Nivgradian Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The sound of wooden legs echo throughout Nivgrad after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax, senior citizens are often found slaving away in factories, the rich tend their gardens inside gated urban farming communities, and moonshine has made a resurgence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nivgrad's national animal is the Arctic Caterpiller, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Nivgrad is ranked 271,337th in the world and 992nd in Europeia for Most Avoided, scoring 0.37 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Lowest Crime Rates: 293rdMost Influential: 320thMost Secular: 446thMost Developed: 481stLongest Average Lifespans: 527thHighest Average Tax Rates: 623rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 637thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 649thHealthiest Citizens: 653rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 662ndLargest Governments: 689thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,146thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,555thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,579thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,615thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,779thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,879thSmartest Citizens: 2,131stMost Patriotic: 2,218thBest Weather: 2,230thMost Efficient Economies: 2,577thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 3,049thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,110thHighest Average Incomes: 3,195thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,207thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,398thHighest Economic Output: 4,508thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,870thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,033rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,214thMost Inclusive: 5,875thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,048thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,661stLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,721stSafest: 7,927thHighest Food Quality: 8,060thMost Stationary: 8,112thMost Authoritarian: 8,566thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,160thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 15,399thLargest Publishing Industry: 21,411thMost Income Equality: 21,489thLargest Populations: 24,191stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 24,423rd
Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionMost Patriotic: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 19th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 21st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 22nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 24th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 27th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 29th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 30th in the regionMost Stationary: 33rd in the regionMost Extreme: 33rd in the regionBest Weather: 34th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 36th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 37th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 42nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 46th in the regionMost Influential: 47th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 49th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 52nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 67th in the regionMost Income Equality: 69th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 76th in the regionSafest: 78th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 93rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 95th in the regionLargest Populations: 99th in the region

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