Population | 6.997 billion |
Capital | Salt City |
Leader | Evil Queen Nim |
Faith | Villainy |
Currency | tears of men |
Animal | chicken |
The Corrupt Chicken of Nimarya is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Evil Queen Nim with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 6.997 billion Nimaryans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salt City. The average income tax rate is 87.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Nimaryan economy, worth 499 trillion tearss of men a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 71,333 tearss of men, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Criminal convictions are routinely thrown out because the accused's grandmother didn't get to testify about their good character, the government confiscates candy from babies for 'the greater good' of the nation, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Nimarya Blood Tithe, and populations of two-headed chickens have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nimarya's national animal is the chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Villainy.
Nimarya is ranked 14,262nd in the world and 292nd in the Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 103 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Nimarya's influence in The Pacific rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Nimarya was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Nimarya's influence in The Pacific rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Nimarya's influence in The Pacific rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Nimarya was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Nimarya was endorsed by The Pacifican Empire of East Durthang.
- : Nimarya's influence in The Pacific rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Nimarya altered its national flag.
- : Nimarya changed its national nation type to "Corrupt Chicken".
- : Nimarya endorsed The Pacifican Empire of East Durthang.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 1 » East Durthang.