Most Valuable International Artwork: 849thNudest: 1,343rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,506th
The Corrupt Chicken of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Mwahahaha
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

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Nimarya

Population6.997 billion

CapitalSalt City
LeaderEvil Queen Nim
FaithVillainy

Currencytears of men
Animalchicken

The Corrupt Chicken of Nimarya is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Evil Queen Nim with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 6.997 billion Nimaryans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salt City. The average income tax rate is 87.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Nimaryan economy, worth 499 trillion tearss of men a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 71,333 tearss of men, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminal convictions are routinely thrown out because the accused's grandmother didn't get to testify about their good character, the government confiscates candy from babies for 'the greater good' of the nation, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Nimarya Blood Tithe, and populations of two-headed chickens have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nimarya's national animal is the chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Villainy.

Nimarya is ranked 14,262nd in the world and 292nd in the Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 103 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 849thNudest: 1,343rdTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,506thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,290thMost Pacifist: 10,303rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,752ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,189thNicest Citizens: 13,244thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,792ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,907thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,054thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,061stBest Weather: 14,081stMost Cultured: 14,262ndTop
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Most Inclusive: 15,850thHighest Food Quality: 15,950thMost Income Equality: 17,511thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,735thLowest Crime Rates: 19,293rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,547thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,839thMost Authoritarian: 22,322ndMost Advanced Public Education: 23,460thHealthiest Citizens: 24,687thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25,220thMost Devout: 26,442ndLargest Governments: 27,032ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 28,562nd
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Nudest: 13th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 24th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 104th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 200th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 212th in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 258th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 260th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 262nd in the regionBest Weather: 288th in the regionNicest Citizens: 291st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 291st in the regionMost Cultured: 292nd in the regionMost Devout: 293rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 304th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 316th in the regionMost Income Equality: 329th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 336th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 353rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 356th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 362nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 366th in the regionMost Inclusive: 367th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 407th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 410th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 412th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 428th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 438th in the regionLargest Governments: 442nd in the regionLargest Populations: 460th in the region

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