The Unitarian Universalist Isle of Nihon jin is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The New Dalai Lama of Atheist Buddhism with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 21.718 billion Nihon jinians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Einstein City. The average income tax rate is 41.4%.

The strong Nihon jinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,219 trillion rocks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 56,147 rocks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

History textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Nihon jin, and economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nihon jin's national animal is the gnat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Enlightened Ethical Univeralist Atheism.

Nihon jin is ranked 120,953^rd in the world and 1^st in Regions for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.6 law-abiding acts per hour.