Population | 7.384 billion |
Currency | Fruizlhiau |
Animal | Fruit Dolphin |
The Rogue Nation of Nhirzlhilia is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.384 billion Nhirzlhilians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 75.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Nhirzlhilian economy, worth a remarkable 2,236 trillion Fruizlhiaus a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 302,932 Fruizlhiaus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.
Drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients, many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses, government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans, and throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nhirzlhilia's national animal is the Fruit Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Nhirzlhilia is ranked 40,115th in the world and 86th in Worlds of Colors for Most Stationary, with 1,129.20922869452 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Nhirzlhilia, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem.
- : Following new legislation in Nhirzlhilia, government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans.
- : Following new legislation in Nhirzlhilia, many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses.
- : Following new legislation in Nhirzlhilia, drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients.
- : Following new legislation in Nhirzlhilia, police regularly arrest families playing Monopoly.
- : Following new legislation in Nhirzlhilia, Leader's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success.
- : Following new legislation in Nhirzlhilia, lumberjacks only use certified eco-friendly chainsaws.
- : Following new legislation in Nhirzlhilia, the nation thirsts for new freedoms.
- : Following new legislation in Nhirzlhilia, doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick.
- : Following new legislation in Nhirzlhilia, Jennifer Government is banned.