Largest Agricultural Sector: 313thMost Patriotic: 554thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,557th
The Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Evil has no limit
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Nhauzrhiashia

Population6.749 billion

CurrencyEvil Dollar
AnimalDodo

The Republic of Nhauzrhiashia is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its public floggings, prohibition of alcohol, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.749 billion Nhauzrhiashians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 51.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Nhauzrhiashian economy, worth a remarkable 1,648 trillion Evil Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 244,280 Evil Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent, evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right, the "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery, and a murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nhauzrhiashia's national animal is the Dodo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Nhauzrhiashia is ranked 39,845th in the world and 40th in Worlds of Colors for Most Stationary, with 1,136.1356964838 days.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 313thMost Patriotic: 554thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,557thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,914thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,138thMost Devout: 2,901stTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 3,359thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,793rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,880thLargest Black Market: 4,226thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,793rdMost Armed: 5,265thHighest Average Incomes: 5,742ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,544thLowest Crime Rates: 6,781stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,013thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,507thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,666thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,757thBest Weather: 9,752ndMost Efficient Economies: 10,921stSmartest Citizens: 11,694thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,149thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,716thLargest Mining Sector: 14,217thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,097thHighest Food Quality: 15,574thHighest Economic Output: 15,919thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,305thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,033rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,126thMost Inclusive: 17,612thMost Beautiful Environments: 20,143rdLargest Governments: 22,375thMost Influential: 23,911thMost Developed: 27,696thMost Advanced Public Education: 28,743rdLargest Publishing Industry: 29,767th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 11th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nhauzrhiashia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Nhauzrhiashia, a murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career.
  • : Following new legislation in Nhauzrhiashia, the "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery.
  • : Following new legislation in Nhauzrhiashia, evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right.
  • : Following new legislation in Nhauzrhiashia, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent.
  • : Following new legislation in Nhauzrhiashia, babies are a small but significant export.
  • : Nhauzrhiashia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Following new legislation in Nhauzrhiashia, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience.
  • : Following new legislation in Nhauzrhiashia, back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Nhauzrhiashia, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches.

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