Population | 6.749 billion |
Currency | Evil Dollar |
Animal | Dodo |
The Republic of Nhauzrhiashia is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its public floggings, prohibition of alcohol, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.749 billion Nhauzrhiashians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 51.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Nhauzrhiashian economy, worth a remarkable 1,648 trillion Evil Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 244,280 Evil Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
Deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent, evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right, the "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery, and a murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nhauzrhiashia's national animal is the Dodo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Nhauzrhiashia is ranked 39,845th in the world and 40th in Worlds of Colors for Most Stationary, with 1,136.1356964838 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Nhauzrhiashia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Nhauzrhiashia, a murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career.
- : Following new legislation in Nhauzrhiashia, the "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery.
- : Following new legislation in Nhauzrhiashia, evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right.
- : Following new legislation in Nhauzrhiashia, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent.
- : Following new legislation in Nhauzrhiashia, babies are a small but significant export.
- : Nhauzrhiashia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Devout.
- : Following new legislation in Nhauzrhiashia, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience.
- : Following new legislation in Nhauzrhiashia, back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation.
- : Following new legislation in Nhauzrhiashia, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches.