Most Patriotic: 330thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 816thLargest Agricultural Sector: 885th
The People's Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
We have no Motto
Influence
Contender
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Nhanizlhauba

Population6.877 billion

CurrencyFauzjhiaux
AnimalCat

The People's Republic of Nhanizlhauba is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, enslaved workforce, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.877 billion Nhanizlhaubans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 56.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nhanizlhauban economy, worth a remarkable 1,969 trillion Fauzjhiauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 286,319 Fauzjhiauxes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The elderly are killed softly with a song, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines, Leader is worshipped as a god, and Nhanizlhauba City is a police state during international summits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nhanizlhauba's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nhanizlhauba is ranked 40,511th in the world and 7th in Sauzsialislhe Canazbha for Most Stationary, with 1,114.15586332868 days.

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Most Patriotic: 330thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 816thLargest Agricultural Sector: 885thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 902ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,120thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,396thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,400thMost Armed: 1,845thTop
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Largest Black Market: 3,101stMost Corrupt Governments: 3,166thHighest Average Incomes: 3,413thHealthiest Citizens: 3,418thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,092ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,368thLargest Mining Sector: 5,836thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,059thLowest Crime Rates: 7,027thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,318thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,907thBest Weather: 9,058thMost Efficient Economies: 10,715thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,092ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,336thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,318thHighest Economic Output: 12,611thSmartest Citizens: 13,261stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,739thMost Devout: 14,401stTop
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Largest Governments: 15,513thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,764thMost Inclusive: 21,944thMost Influential: 24,478thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25,069thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 26,279thMost Developed: 27,054thMost Conservative: 28,048th
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nhanizlhauba was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Following new legislation in Nhanizlhauba, Nhanizlhauba City is a police state during international summits.
  • : Following new legislation in Nhanizlhauba, Leader is worshipped as a god.
  • : Following new legislation in Nhanizlhauba, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines.
  • : Following new legislation in Nhanizlhauba, the elderly are killed softly with a song.
  • : Following new legislation in Nhanizlhauba, sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes.
  • : Following new legislation in Nhanizlhauba, young adults still believe that Cats deliver newborns to expecting parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Nhanizlhauba, foreign lack of enthusiasm for Nhanizlhauban nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli.
  • : Following new legislation in Nhanizlhauba, the urinary fragrance of seedier establishments is thankfully hidden by the smell of stale smoke.
  • : Following new legislation in Nhanizlhauba, citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months.

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