Population | 6.877 billion |
Currency | Fauzjhiaux |
Animal | Cat |
The People's Republic of Nhanizlhauba is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, enslaved workforce, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.877 billion Nhanizlhaubans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 56.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Nhanizlhauban economy, worth a remarkable 1,969 trillion Fauzjhiauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 286,319 Fauzjhiauxes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
The elderly are killed softly with a song, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines, Leader is worshipped as a god, and Nhanizlhauba City is a police state during international summits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nhanizlhauba's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Nhanizlhauba is ranked 40,511th in the world and 7th in Sauzsialislhe Canazbha for Most Stationary, with 1,114.15586332868 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Nhanizlhauba was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout.
- : Following new legislation in Nhanizlhauba, Nhanizlhauba City is a police state during international summits.
- : Following new legislation in Nhanizlhauba, Leader is worshipped as a god.
- : Following new legislation in Nhanizlhauba, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines.
- : Following new legislation in Nhanizlhauba, the elderly are killed softly with a song.
- : Following new legislation in Nhanizlhauba, sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes.
- : Following new legislation in Nhanizlhauba, young adults still believe that Cats deliver newborns to expecting parents.
- : Following new legislation in Nhanizlhauba, foreign lack of enthusiasm for Nhanizlhauban nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli.
- : Following new legislation in Nhanizlhauba, the urinary fragrance of seedier establishments is thankfully hidden by the smell of stale smoke.
- : Following new legislation in Nhanizlhauba, citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months.