The Lunar Kingdom of Nhakaiznhakai is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Makiamakia Shadowlight with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory vegetarianism, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.018 billion Nhakaiznhakaians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Makemake. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Nhakaiznhakaian economy, worth a remarkable 3,027 trillion Lunariauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 335,756 Lunariauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is flooded with compensation requests, the media seems excessively interested in what Makiamakia Shadowlight is wearing this season, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, and multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nhakaiznhakai's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Librarism.

Nhakaiznhakai is ranked 1,447^th in the world and 33^rd in Lunaria for Lowest Crime Rates, with 156.94 law-abiding acts per hour.