Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,180thMost Secular: 3,875thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,675th
The Federation of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Glory or decline!
Venerable Chairman Schmidt
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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New Welmarica

Population5.334 billion

CapitalFaywald City
LeaderVenerable Chairman Schmidt
FaithState atheism

CurrencyWelmark
AnimalCondor

The Federation of New Welmarica is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Venerable Chairman Schmidt with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.334 billion New Welmaricans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Faywald City. The average income tax rate is 46.2%.

The frighteningly efficient New Welmarican economy, worth 870 trillion Welmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 163,187 Welmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Government officials are phoning up good-looking celebrities to say they want to breed with them, thrift shops are closing their doors, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, and the nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Welmarica's national animal is the Condor, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is State atheism.

New Welmarica is ranked 11,022nd in the world and 21st in The Alliance of Dictators for Healthiest Citizens, with 14.12 bananas ingested per day.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,180thTop
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Most Secular: 3,875thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,675thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,095thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,325thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,303rdMost Developed: 10,726thHealthiest Citizens: 11,022ndMost Corrupt Governments: 11,153rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,517thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,896thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,023rdHighest Average Incomes: 12,417thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 13,043rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,953rdMost Efficient Economies: 14,457thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,742ndLargest Mining Sector: 14,891stSmartest Citizens: 15,121stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,154thLargest Black Market: 17,143rdMost Influential: 17,377thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,027thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,612thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,947thLargest Governments: 20,094thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,792ndMost Subsidized Industry: 22,028thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,529thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23,281stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 23,631stBest Weather: 24,532ndHighest Economic Output: 25,326thHighest Food Quality: 25,364thMost Patriotic: 25,846th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 9th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Welmarica lodged a message on the The Alliance of Dictators Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in New Welmarica, the nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world.
  • : Following new legislation in New Welmarica, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
  • : Following new legislation in New Welmarica, thrift shops are closing their doors.
  • : Following new legislation in New Welmarica, government officials are phoning up good-looking celebrities to say they want to breed with them.
  • : Following new legislation in New Welmarica, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium.
  • : New Welmarica was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments and Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in New Welmarica, corporate lawyers are switching careers to the more lucrative field of green politics.
  • : Following new legislation in New Welmarica, open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost.
  • : Following new legislation in New Welmarica, mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt.

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