Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 342ndHighest Crime Rates: 586thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 928th
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New Vic Messia Eisopia

Population1.567 billion

CapitalRed Megatopia city
LeaderCEO John Malanowski

Animalemu and cat

The Free Land of New Vic Messia Eisopia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by CEO John Malanowski with an even hand, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.567 billion Ethiopians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Spirituality is also considered important, while Law & Order and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Red Megatopia city. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.9%.

The frighteningly efficient New Vic Messia Eisopian economy, worth 216 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 138,047 bitcoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,261,799 per year while the poor average 1,646, a ratio of 766 to 1.

Government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support', condos feature wall-mounted cages containing endangered animals, it's said that any enemy of democracy is a friend to CEO John Malanowski, and cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. New Vic Messia Eisopia's national animal is the emu and cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is capitalism.

New Vic Messia Eisopia is ranked 1,375th in the world and 71st in Lazarus for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 33,090.93 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 342ndHighest Crime Rates: 586thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 928thMost Armed: 996thMost Avoided: 1,193rdFattest Citizens: 1,302ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,375thRudest Citizens: 1,409thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,446thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,531stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,252ndTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,701stMost Rebellious Youth: 3,132ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,508thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,606thMost Devout: 4,105thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,981stMost Efficient Economies: 10,080thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,463rdTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 18,768thHighest Average Incomes: 19,088thMost Inclusive: 20,065thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,819thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24,281stHighest Drug Use: 26,603rd
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 24th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 30th in the regionMost Armed: 42nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 45th in the regionMost Avoided: 54th in the regionFattest Citizens: 57th in the regionRudest Citizens: 64th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 67th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 71st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 99th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 112th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 132nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 135th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 144th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 156th in the regionMost Devout: 172nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 188th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 225th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 387th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 458th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 545th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 619th in the region

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