Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,900thMost Influential: 3,827thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,881st
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New TheopinCroterlandon

Population1.591 billion

LeaderYesur momfattteras
FaithHello your computer has virus


The Republic of New TheopinCroterlandon is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Yesur momfattteras with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.591 billion Theopins hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Croterwall. The average income tax rate is 56.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New TheopinCroterlandonian economy, worth 195 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 122,667 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin, foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade New TheopinCroterlandonian Moonshine", sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls, and people with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New TheopinCroterlandon's national animal is the Kiwilai, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hello your computer has virus.

New TheopinCroterlandon is ranked 83,885th in the world and 224th in Europeia for Most Stationary, with 274.49047015932 days.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,900thMost Influential: 3,827thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,881stMost Pacifist: 6,502ndSafest: 8,268thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,349thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,491stMost Inclusive: 9,755thNicest Citizens: 10,103rdTop
Highest Food Quality: 13,466thMost Developed: 14,385thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,767thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,026thHealthiest Citizens: 16,940thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,230thSmartest Citizens: 17,465thBest Weather: 18,315thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,330thMost Efficient Economies: 20,350thMost Secular: 20,357thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,992ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 21,529thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,679thLowest Crime Rates: 21,761stLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,741stMost Beautiful Environments: 22,762ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,806thMost Subsidized Industry: 24,210thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 24,361stHighest Average Incomes: 24,808th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 68th in the regionMost Pacifist: 75th in the regionSafest: 83rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 84th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 85th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 97th in the regionMost Inclusive: 99th in the regionNicest Citizens: 105th in the region

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