The Free Region of New Socialist Alliance is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic population of 28.25 billion New Socialist Allianceans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karl-Marx-Stadt. The average income tax rate is 65.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish New Socialist Alliancean economy, worth 781 trillion meanss of production a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 27,680 meanss of production, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

New Socialist Alliance has designated Karl-Marx-Stadt as its capital city and not applicable has been named as New Socialist Alliance's national religion. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Socialist Alliance's national animal is the ox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is not applicable.

New Socialist Alliance is ranked 95,803^rd in the world and 2^nd in Socialist Alliance for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66.39 law-abiding acts per hour.