Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 524thMost Subsidized Industry: 672ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 839th
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New Qafedemar

Population5.153 billion

LeaderPresident Ajit Adhikari


The Federal Republic of New Qafedemar is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Ajit Adhikari with an iron fist, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.153 billion New Qafedemarians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Khadiff. The average income tax rate is 93.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Qafedemarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,001 trillion Dekhins a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an impressive 194,420 Dekhins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Machine gun nests are the latest must-have gardening trend, fitness to teach sport is proven by urinating the furthest up a wall, President Ajit Adhikari is considering changing the nation's name to Blackacre, and the Army mostly consists of colonial subjects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Qafedemar's national animal is the Wyvern, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Phejong.

New Qafedemar is ranked 672nd in the world and 19th in the South Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 19,258.82 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 524thMost Subsidized Industry: 672ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 839thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 912thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 939thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,291stMost Influential: 1,561stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,701stTop
Largest Black Market: 2,739thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,023rdLargest Retail Industry: 3,148thMost Primitive: 4,164thMost Secular: 4,858thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,060thMost Efficient Economies: 5,835thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,386thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,447thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,959thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,561stHighest Average Incomes: 8,147thFattest Citizens: 8,428thLargest Governments: 9,349thBest Weather: 12,340thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,907thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 16,500thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,384thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,406thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 20,012thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,671stHighest Economic Output: 21,864thLowest Crime Rates: 23,641st
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 14th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 33rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 42nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 46th in the regionLargest Black Market: 59th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 73rd in the regionMost Primitive: 101st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 111th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 126th in the regionMost Influential: 133rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 144th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 148th in the regionMost Secular: 155th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 187th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 191st in the regionFattest Citizens: 212th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 218th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 227th in the regionLargest Governments: 265th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 290th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 378th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 379th in the regionBest Weather: 382nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 415th in the regionMost Stationary: 489th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 536th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 546th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 573rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 666th in the regionLargest Populations: 671st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 722nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 864th in the regionMost Developed: 992nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,017th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,093rd in the region

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