Largest Retail Industry: 64thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 170thLargest Gambling Industry: 207th
The Free Market Plutocracy of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Faber est suae quisque fortunae
Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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New Portuguese Empire

Population4.511 billion

CapitalSantazela
LeaderChief Financial Officer
FaithCatholicism

CurrencyEscudo
AnimalIberian Fox

The Free Market Plutocracy of New Portuguese Empire is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Chief Financial Officer with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.511 billion New Portuguese are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santazela. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient New Portuguese Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 1,587 trillion Escudoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 351,873 Escudoes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,233,171 per year while the poor average 3,973, a ratio of 813 to 1.

The nation's entire cultural heritage is being auctioned off to the rich, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, when shaking hands with foreign leaders Chief Financial Officer wears an armoured gauntlet, and shopping comes bagged and tagged. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. New Portuguese Empire's national animal is the Iberian Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

New Portuguese Empire is ranked 273,944th in the world and 1,700th in 10000 Islands for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -27.75 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Largest Retail Industry: 64thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 170thLargest Gambling Industry: 207thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 214thFattest Citizens: 215thMost Avoided: 224thMost Armed: 232ndHighest Crime Rates: 244thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 256thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 266thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 391stHighest Disposable Incomes: 428thMost Efficient Economies: 468thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 483rdRudest Citizens: 590thMost Ignorant Citizens: 608thMost Corrupt Governments: 729thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 744thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 937thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,223rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,442ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,459thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,650thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,785thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,849thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,261stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,488thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,289thMost Patriotic: 4,795thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,500thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,181stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,184thMost Secular: 9,485thLargest Governments: 11,414thHighest Economic Output: 12,490thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 17,709thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20,114thMost Pro-Market: 24,422ndHighest Drug Use: 25,352ndLargest Black Market: 27,403rd
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13th in the regionRudest Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17th in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 20th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 24th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 25th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 26th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 32nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 34th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 36th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 39th in the regionMost Patriotic: 51st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 85th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 96th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 124th in the regionMost Secular: 137th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 151st in the regionLargest Black Market: 163rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in New Portuguese Empire, shopping comes bagged and tagged.
  • : Following new legislation in New Portuguese Empire, when shaking hands with foreign leaders Chief Financial Officer wears an armoured gauntlet.
  • : Following new legislation in New Portuguese Empire, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in New Portuguese Empire, the nation's entire cultural heritage is being auctioned off to the rich.
  • : Following new legislation in New Portuguese Empire, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • : Following new legislation in New Portuguese Empire, people think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day".
  • : Following new legislation in New Portuguese Empire, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.
  • : Following new legislation in New Portuguese Empire, the nation has declared war on all passing comets.
  • : Following new legislation in New Portuguese Empire, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold.
  • : Following new legislation in New Portuguese Empire, crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens.

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