The Socialist Republic of New Plant is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ivan Viselav with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of prisons. The quiet, industrious population of 3.532 billion New Plants have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nublar. The average income tax rate is 73.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Plantian economy, worth 602 trillion Eastern Obiljies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 170,469 Eastern Obiljies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The fate of the world literally rests on Ivan Viselav's fingers, pharmacists increasingly claim they are morally obligated to take long lunches, unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Nublar make great practice for foreign snipers, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Plant's national animal is the Plant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Islam.

New Plant is ranked 248,558^th in the world and 10,836^th in the South Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 1.07 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.