Most Compassionate Citizens: 450thNicest Citizens: 495thMost Pacifist: 974th
The Friendliest Ever People of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Les temps sont durs pour les rÍveurs
Jean Marc Jospin
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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New Paristan

Population18.987 billion

CapitalBeauregard
LeaderJean Marc Jospin
FaithLe Moulin d'Espoir

CurrencyFranc
AnimalBeagle

The Friendliest Ever People of New Paristan is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Jean Marc Jospin with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The compassionate, cheerful population of 18.987 billion Paristanis enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beauregard. The average income tax rate is 79.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Paristani economy, worth a remarkable 2,353 trillion Francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 123,953 Francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Only native-born Paristanis who have never left the nation are permitted to run for office, third world countries are rich in "I Love Beauregard" t-shirts, funeral mourners ridesharing with the deceased are encouraged to sit on the coffin to save room, and the nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Paristan's national animal is the Beagle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Le Moulin d'Espoir.

New Paristan is ranked 3,632nd in the world and 5th in Hell for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 44,192 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 450thNicest Citizens: 495thMost Pacifist: 974thMost Cheerful Citizens: 993rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,190thHealthiest Citizens: 1,341stMost Inclusive: 1,392ndBest Weather: 1,638thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,681stMost Secular: 1,905thMost Developed: 2,006thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,098thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,168thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 2,269thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,392ndMost Cultured: 2,400thSmartest Citizens: 2,673rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,632ndHighest Economic Output: 6,144thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,490thMost Influential: 7,479thLargest Populations: 7,501stSafest: 8,433rdLargest Welfare Programs: 8,860thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,044thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,277thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,092ndMost Stationary: 10,307thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,460thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13,308thLowest Crime Rates: 15,238thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,295thMost Efficient Economies: 15,942ndLargest Governments: 16,959thMost Income Equality: 19,412thHighest Average Incomes: 21,183rd
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Nicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in New Paristan, the nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them.
  • : New Paristan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : New Paristan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in New Paristan, funeral mourners ridesharing with the deceased are encouraged to sit on the coffin to save room.
  • : Following new legislation in New Paristan, third world countries are rich in "I Love Beauregard" t-shirts.
  • : Following new legislation in New Paristan, only native-born Paristanis who have never left the nation are permitted to run for office.
  • : Following new legislation in New Paristan, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed.
  • : Following new legislation in New Paristan, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Beauregard.
  • : New Paristan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : New Paristan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.

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