Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,463rdRudest Citizens: 3,775thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,990th
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New New New Hampshire

Population2.106 billion

CapitalConcordat
LeaderTriarch Senators Johnson
FaithSyncretism

CurrencyE-Specie
AnimalBuff Bobcat

The Triarchy of New New New Hampshire is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Triarch Senators Johnson with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and frequent executions. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.106 billion New New New Hampshirens hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Concordat. The average income tax rate is 31.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New New New Hampshirean economy, worth 301 trillion E-Species a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 143,121 E-Species, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Doctors prescribe medicines produced by the last pharmaceutical company to give them a free pen, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, and the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop. Crime is almost non-existent. New New New Hampshire's national animal is the Buff Bobcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Syncretism.

New New New Hampshire is ranked 73,770th in the world and 94th in Capitalist Paradise for Most Stationary, with 355.67281403592 days.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,463rdTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3,775thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,990thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,166thMost Influential: 6,216thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,639thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,650thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,759thMost Inclusive: 8,714thHighest Food Quality: 11,112thLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,396thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,835thSmartest Citizens: 12,039thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 13,748thMost Cultured: 14,101stMost Beautiful Environments: 14,324thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,852ndMost Developed: 15,826thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,970thHighest Average Incomes: 17,121stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,093rdMost Secular: 23,440thMost Efficient Economies: 23,480th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15th in the regionMost Inclusive: 18th in the regionMost Politically Free: 21st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 21st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 23rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New New New Hampshire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in New New New Hampshire, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop.
  • : Following new legislation in New New New Hampshire, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news.
  • : Following new legislation in New New New Hampshire, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence.
  • : Following new legislation in New New New Hampshire, doctors prescribe medicines produced by the last pharmaceutical company to give them a free pen.
  • : New New New Hampshire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in New New New Hampshire, Triarch Senators Johnson is spearheading a new fashion trend of wearing swimming goggles and medieval armour.
  • : Following new legislation in New New New Hampshire, the nation's smallest Buff Bobcatball teams trade draft picks for a free lunch.
  • : Following new legislation in New New New Hampshire, Triarch Senators Johnson is strangely popular with male politicians' wives.
  • : Following new legislation in New New New Hampshire, it's considered providence that the political lexicon contains a syrup of company slogans.

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