The Triarchy of New New New Hampshire is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Triarch Senators Johnson with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and frequent executions. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.106 billion New New New Hampshirens hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Concordat. The average income tax rate is 31.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New New New Hampshirean economy, worth 301 trillion E-Species a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 143,121 E-Species, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Doctors prescribe medicines produced by the last pharmaceutical company to give them a free pen, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, and the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop. Crime is almost non-existent. New New New Hampshire's national animal is the Buff Bobcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Syncretism.

New New New Hampshire is ranked 73,770^th in the world and 94^th in Capitalist Paradise for Most Stationary, with 355.67281403592 days.