Most Pacifist: 8,249thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,654thSafest: 13,215th
The Kingdom of
Democratic Socialists
For Narnia and for Aslan
Influence
Unproven
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Some

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New New Narnia

Population281 million

CurrencyTree and lion
AnimalLion

The Kingdom of New New Narnia is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 281 million New New Narnians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Spirituality, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 75.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The New New Narnian economy, worth 13.6 trillion Tree and lions a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Basket Weaving. Average income is 48,476 Tree and lions, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The teaching of evolution has been banned, turning the other cheek is accompanied by a polite letter of complaint, large sections of New New Narnia have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there, and retirement homes are filled with foreign war criminals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New New Narnia's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New New Narnia is ranked 204,540th in the world and 7,659th in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 52,765 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Pacifist: 8,249thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,654thTop
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Safest: 13,215thMost Income Equality: 13,366thNicest Citizens: 13,589thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,700thMost Cultured: 15,571stMost Devout: 16,360thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,911thHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,783rdMost Inclusive: 23,388thMost Cheerful Citizens: 24,260th
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Most Pacifist: 481st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 481st in the regionMost Income Equality: 619th in the regionMost Devout: 704th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 755th in the regionSafest: 757th in the regionNicest Citizens: 760th in the regionMost Cultured: 797th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 868th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in New New Narnia, retirement homes are filled with foreign war criminals.
  • : Following new legislation in New New Narnia, large sections of New New Narnia have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there.
  • : Following new legislation in New New Narnia, turning the other cheek is accompanied by a polite letter of complaint.
  • : New New Narnia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Following new legislation in New New Narnia, the teaching of evolution has been banned.
  • : Following new legislation in New New Narnia, the New New Narnia Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon'.
  • : Following new legislation in New New Narnia, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch.
  • : Following new legislation in New New Narnia, even the lowest-level cheesemongers are required to pass New New Narnian Literature IV.
  • : Following new legislation in New New Narnia, New New Narnians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks.
  • : Following new legislation in New New Narnia, war vets look after war animals.

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